Monthly Archives: February 2012

Popped Punk

Dwear Swimi Wi was wundwerwing whats da dwiffence tween pop pwunk and poppy pwunk? Love Lil’ Bwaby Hey Pill Lady, Hate the way you talk, cept I wish I had the license to talk that way all the time cause … Continue reading

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Mr. Simi Goes to Washington

Dear Senator Simi, It appears that legislation that you’ve signed has forced me to rally against you. You are in the hands of the lobbyists, eating government cheese out of your government cheesy gordita. While I started numerous redundant clubs … Continue reading

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