You dropped your smile…aren’t you going to pick it up?

Dear She/he

If I were any taller, I’d have a good reason to go into theater, but that’s for another time. Please make the message find you well or else. Here’s and offer you can’t refuse: painful death, or boring reincarnation. I reported, you deicide. Looks like you dropped your smile there, aren’t you gonna pick it up. Pick up hot hot singles in Fremont, Turlock and Fresno 20% off (deductions made prior to 4/5/2006 now eligible for full refund of dignity) Hey did you know that Viagra is doses good cost less than 20 euro. Owned, home owned. Half a nice day, half feeling left out of everything.

Dear Celibate for life,

Since when did spam get so fucking cool! This is like rude and vague just like, well I don’t know, someone I feel close too, but can never really admit to knowing. You now. Myself. Anywho, if you feel left out of everything because you don’t have an erection, I gotta know what country .it is located. Just cause.

1000mg of Simi 5 for the price of 5.



About asksimi

Simi is a wise and mysterious figure who's wisdom is only exceeded by his mystery. Mystical powers abound, his knowledge has healed the sick and amused the boring. I am his humble typist. Also a student at SJSU in MLIS.
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