Dear Swim meets,
Last night I was in SwEeT DaDdy BoNeRs 3v3 melee madness on battle.net, and this fuck noob, who was mightily polite, must-a-bin from England or Canada, was on my team. He fucked everything up in under a minute, not building drones and mining Vespertine gas earlier than I prematurely “eh Jack, you late?” How can I scare noobian princesses away from our lag free, Alienware only burly-man kill servers so I can continue to score.
de, Fernando Gutierrez
Greetings! Nintendo Guitar Wiz,
Simi’s the name, starcraft’s the game. Seems to me you got a Zerg-level infestation of new comers to your well oiled and established game. Reminds me of the time I tried to find a new room mate on Craig’s list and I ended up singing Dust in the Wind 10 times to the DVD menu of Knocked Up. Also scored a hot and taught aussie, but that’s for another day; a much sadder and regretful day. To battle this infestation do as the Protoss and Tehran’s do; rush! Use these noobs as death bait and scouts like I use amir for thrift stores. Make sure they don’t get a bigger haul then you, or you’ll be listening to a Venom reissue instead of the “ORGINAL GANGSTA What! What!” Sorry for that outburst. But really manipulating people is great, just look at how I act around women. Whoa, haven’t seen one of those for a while.
Anywho this newb, may in fact be a well-weathered Grand Moth Tarkin of Bunker Busters past. So maybe you should give him a break even though he enjoys know there is a community of pissed off losers playing a 10 year computer game (that has a sequel), and won’t let anyone else play in fears of losing grasp of the one universe where they have any status or power. A universe, mind you, that has no beer, and no babes.
Kornfan105 has left the game (because of You) Hey how old are you?