Monthly Archives: May 2011

Shitcraft, No babes

Dear Swim meets,   Last night I was in SwEeT DaDdy BoNeRs 3v3 melee madness on battle.net, and this fuck noob, who was mightily polite, must-a-bin from England or Canada, was on my team. He fucked everything up in under … Continue reading

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A Real Question For Once

Dear Simi, I’m always all pop-punk songs are written about me. What should I do? Ben P. Mear Dear Men Pee Beer, Looks like I once again must dive into my roommates short-lived stint into gender studies to delicately answer … Continue reading

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A Journey Into Simi

Dear Self, What would you do if you only had a few days left to live? I know it’s a cliché thought-experiment that supposed to reveal what we “really want in life” but you know, I think you’re different. Like … Continue reading

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