Monthly Archives: March 2011

Pizza Pizza on the Wall…

Dear Shoemie, I’m trying to order a pizza over here, where I am. And being a post-college guy, I’m short on the dough, but down for the dough, so it’s important that I value value. Can you find me some … Continue reading

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KDVS PRESENTS: Lotus FUCKER (DC Noise Merchants), Yadokai (SF FUZZ), Verraterisch (Sac. Disordarghhhh), GAARTH (Davis AHHHHHHHH)

Lotus FUCKER (DC Noise Merchants), Yadokai (SF FUZZ), Verraterisch (Sac. Disordarghhhh), GAARTH (Davis AHHHHHHHH) KDVS Presents: No Event Date: March 8, 2011 – 7:00pm – 9:00pm Venue: 1818 Haussler Haus, DAVIS Ages: All Ages Cost: $3

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Winter KDViationS Posts: Should I Smartphone? and Virginity Taxes

In case you haven’t it yet, which I strongly encourage you do, here are the KDViationS asksimi’s from last quarter. If you don’t get KDViationS, ask for it! publicity.kdvs.org HEY SMEE, I was thinking about buying one of them smart … Continue reading

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Nü Simi, Old Habits

Dear Kimi, I’ve been reading your advice column, let me just say, so many golden nuggets of wisdom. I found your ad in Women’s Health magazine next to the article about how to knead your boobs to make them softer. … Continue reading

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