The following four questions have one response:
I have a paper due in two days but I need to make out with this guy for at least 5 hours per day. I have plenty of time to do both and bake banana bread. Twice actually. Should I ask my professor for an extension, or just not update one of my blogs tomorrow?
I’m traveling though Europe and I’m constantly having intense metaphysical experiences where I question my existence, identity, sexuality and the origins of the universe. I’m eating and doing everything I want and will get laid. What should I do?
WHAAAAAAAAT SHoulD I DOOOO! <SHoulD I GET HIGH TONIGHT OR JUST DRUNK> (I’m already high)
I hate you. I just cleaned my room. Wanna go on tour?
: ) : ) Tee HEe hee, Baby simi, where are you? : ) 🙂
My boy friend is too loyal. He always answers the phone, dammit! And I stopped drinking alone because he makes me so damned happy. Where’s my angst gone! I need it back to become a writer! What should I do?
Dear Dal I’m eatin’, Asshole, Meet Cha and Agita,
I slept for 15 hours yesterday because I drank a 2 dollar bottle of wine. My room mates think I have mono, but I really just have a job. More chill. Less whack. Call me in the morning, Babe.